Monthly Archives: December 2014

Kaepernick confirms that Beats headphones do in fact drown out 49er boos

In a double blind study, Dr. Dre has successfully tested and affirmed the inclusive sound quality of his headphones, Beats by Dre by Apple. They do, in fact, cancel out the constant hum of 49er boos heard round San Francisco. Colin Kaepernick confirmed this amidst his latest video shoot for ab workouts.

Cam injured in car crash, says it doesn’t hurt as much as playing QB for Panthers

Cam Newton has been injured in a car crash. But good news for you fantasy owners entering playoffs, he confirmed that the collision and his associated injuries are not too bad; he add that just being the QB of the Carolina Panthers is way more physically punishing than being in a car crash.

Disapointed Chiefs trying to acquire a decent wide receiver, talking to JJ Watt

 

It’s only happened 3 times in league history, and the Chiefs looked poised to become number 4 – going an entire NFL season without a receiving touchdown from, of all positions, a wide receiver. Andy Reid, who met us at a Chick-fil-A prior to Sunday’s loss to the Broncos, was caught off guard with our inquisition: “to be honest with you”…<Andy took several bites of his sandwich before finishing his thought>…”I forgot about the position entirely. We got, who? Dwayne Bowe? Has he been suspended yet? Ya, he’s a receiver, maybe he’ll get one soon. Or who’s that actor guy who plays for Houston? KK Twatt or something? He seems good. Maybe we’ll get him.” Andy then ate the rest of his sandwich and did not speak to us for the duration of our meeting.