Monthly Archives: June 2015

Pats release Spikes; fingers point to Brady for flat tires

Just a month into his newest tenure with the New England Patriots, linebacker Brandon Spikes has been released after authorities found his abandoned car on a highway road at 3:30am Sunday. There was damage to the front end, indicating that his 2011 Mercedes Maybach possibly hit a deer or a Marshawn Lynch. Further speculation concludes that Tom Brady was likely behind the deflation of Spikes’ tires, which caused him to slowly lose control of the vehicle.