Monthly Archives: February 2016

Peyton found behind Papa Johns surrounded by beer in boat

Peyton Papa Johns Beer

It comes as no surprise to anybody that Peyton (and likely brother Eli, who jumped out of frame before we snapped the above photo) drank 30+ beers each and had one helluva sleepover party. Archie, father of both Peyton and Eli, only allows the boys to stay up past 11pm if they win a Super Bowl. “Obviously the boys are ecstatic,” said the eldest Manning, right before scolding both boys for snatching Otter Pops out of the family freezer.

Chip Kelly willing to trade Kaepernick for 12-pack of frozen hot dogs

Chip Kelly Hot Dogs

We all knew it was just a matter of time before Chip Kelly would trade away the organization for mountains of processed frozen foods. Chip Kelly’s nickname throughout high school was ‘GMO’ so this move it not at all surprising.

Graphical representation of what we eat on Super Bowl Sunday, measured in BJ Raji’s

BJ Raji Super Bowl Food

We all know that Super Bowl Sunday is the Black Friday of the pizza and chicken wing industry. Now we can understand the enormity of our consumption in “BJ Raji” units, which in 2015 was the equivalent of nearly 337 pounds.

 

BJ Raji Super Bowl Sunday Food