49er’s suspend Willis and 4 others in city brawl

Fantasy owners who were lucky enough to snag the 49er’s defense, and San Francisco fans in general have reason to be worried before this week’s game against the New York Giants.

Eli and his offense will go up against a depleted 49er defense, thanks in part to an incident that occurred Tuesday night (Oct. 9) on the streets of San Francisco.

According to false sources, Patrick Willis, the 4 time pro-bowler and anchor of the staunch 49er defense, was surprised by urban legend ‘Bushman’ while walking near Fisherman’s Wharf. Willis responded by grabbing the man with both hands, and throwing him over the ledge where the sea lions sun-bathe.

What’s worse is that 4 of his teammates (currently unidentified) were with him, and they’re all credited with the ‘assault’ on Bushman.

It’s unknown how long Willis and team will be held out of their regular playing duties.

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