Conspiracy: NFL encouraging broken leg injuries, ties to wheelchair distributors

It’s no secret the NFL is the most American and evil organization in recent modern professional American football sports history. The plethora of scandals and front-page news is dwarfed only by the ultra-plethora of back-office and behind-the-scenes dealings that 99% of viewers never knew existed.

Ever wonder why we keep seeing broken legs this season? Derek Carr, Marcus Mariota, Tyler Lockett, etc. Sacko sources have confirmed for us that the NFL’s commissioner, Roger Goodell, has ties to a number of prominent business leaders in the wheelchair manufacturing industry. And it makes perfect sense if you dig a little deeper into the facts. Consider this:

  • Wheelchairtravel.org ranked the 5 most disability-friendly cities in America. Guess how many of these have NFL franchises? Guess 5? Well, you’re wrong. It’s 4. But the lone city on the list that is not currently an NFL franchise is non other than Las Vegas, which has been gathering media attention with regards to their desire for an NFL franchise. Coincidence? We think not. Don’t be surprised if Vegas gets a team soon.
  • 49 of 50 Super Bowl winners are from cities on the Top 100 Fattest Cities list according to WalletHub. These cities presumably require the highest percentage of wheelchairs per capita.
  • The American Disabilities Act (ADA) requires all NFL stadiums to be wheelchair accessible. What if a stadium isn’t? Just ask the San Diego chargers, who have been paying legal settlement fees for over a decade. And when the NFL decides to move a franchise from a healthy city like San Diego, guess where it’s going – Las Vegas. See the dots connecting?
  • The majority of the NFL’s major sponsors are direct contributors to America’s obesity issue, which leads to….you guessed it, higher demand for wheelchairs. Anheuser-Busch, Papa John’s, Mars Candy, Frito-Lay, McDonalds, etc. The list is large, just like their consumers.

If this doesn’t sway your opinion on the largest and most secretive conspiracy organization in the world, then wake up sheeple!

Sources below to confirm everything above as absolute fact.

Top 5 Most Disability-Friendly Cities 

100 Fattest Cities

San Diego Chargers getting screwed for being non-compliant with ADA

List of Largest NFL Sponsors