Denny’s endorses Vincent Jackson as the official face of the Lumberjack Slam breakfast

Denny’s has just announced that they will endorse Vincent Jackson as the official face of the Lumberjack Slam breakfast.

After VJ’s 95 yard reception, which by the way ended on the 1 yard line, Denny’s immediately went after Jackson to make the offer.
Denny’s shift manager, Mitch Grundle, explains: “Vincent came in early Sunday morning and ate 3 Lumberjack Slams, and 3 large chocolate milks…we’ve seen people eat 3 slams before, but the 3 chocolate milks was unprecedented. We knew we wanted him on our team.”
And after the 95 yard reception didn’t get Jackson into the end zone, Mitch knew the Lumberjack Slam played a huge part. “We’re thinking of re-naming it to the ‘VJ Slam’ to try and convince other stellar athletes to get tackled on the 1 instead of scoring touchdowns. It’s the American way.”
Vincent Jackson agreed to interview with me, but insisted I meet him at Denny’s in Tampa Bay. “He doesn’t talk on the phone while he eats” said Mitch. “He just loves our food and chocolate milk too much.”

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