Giant’s July 4 explosion torches Eli’s eyebrows

Whilst celebrating his country’s independence, Giant’s quarterback Eli Manning was caught on camera in a daze of concussion caused confusion. “Eli likes the sparklers” explained brother Peyton Manning. “He just sustained a series of violent concussions caused by his incessant lighting of fireworks, but if you peek into his bedroom occasionally, you’ll catch him trying to light an M80 out of his crack. He thinks it’s funny,” Manning added.

Here are some more stirring images post-concussion:



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