Goodell trying to get Eli arrested to round out his fantasy team, The Goodellfelons

We now know why Goodell has had such sporadic rulings on the plethora of NFL incidents lately, and it’s the same reason we pay for DirecTV: fantasy football. Goodell’s team, The Goodellfelons, are chalk full of talent, and felonies. Which is perhaps why he’s been pestering NFL quarterbacks lately, trying to woo them into legal disputes. Goodell is ranked #1 in his league right now, barely ahead of Dan Schneider’s squad: The Redskinned Washingtons. 

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