“Hey FIFA, deflate deez nuts” snickers Goodell

Perched peacefully in his Manhattan office, Roger Goodell is smirking at the news regarding FIFA and the investigation of top executives. Millions of dollars worth of bribes, payoffs and secret money laundering has shook the world of soccer, in addition to the fact that future World Cup host Qatar has seen over 1,200 construction worker deaths whilst preparing stadium venues.

Meanwhile, Goodell is answering questions about Tom Brady’s balls. NFL, you’re not the worst today.

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