Jets missing food & gear after Jameis Winston visit

He is a reigning Heisman Trophy winner, Florida delinquent and projected #1 overall pick in this year’s NFL draft. Teams all over the league are hosting workouts and conducting investigations that would make Edward Snowden proud to get a better idea as to whether or not the talented 21 year old from Alabama has what it takes to be the focal point of an NFL franchise.

What we’re hearing now from our false reports is that Winston visited the New York Jets, and now there is a new investigation that involves a great deal of stolen property, including but not limited to Mark Sanchez memorabilia and a secret basement where Rex Ryan used to stack mini refrigerators as if it were a Google data center. More to come as this story unfolds.

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