JJ Watt recovers from “mediocre” season in “minimalistic” new cabin

He needs to be blocked by 3 offensive linemen, and he also needs 3 kitchens to support his “minimalistic” lifestyle whilst living in his “minimalistic” 4,500 square foot house.  “I can’t be contained” said JJ, who was about to enter his cabin’s elevator to train for the next season of The League airing on FX.

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Garage, with space only for his “minimalistic” cars, trucks, tractors and man caves

 

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The kitchen, with brand new “minimalistic” appliances

 

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Cute breakfast nook area, with only 2 TV’s in order to maintain the “minimalistic” feel

 

Expect JJ to return next season no MVP award, more than half of his $100 million dollar contract remaining, and 300 pages of memoir comparable to the likes of Walden or Leaves of Grass.

 

 

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