Johnny Football still trying to silence crowd with ‘quiet fingers’

Ever since leaving Texas A&M University, Johnny Manziel has been trying to silence his critics with what appears to be a technique called ‘quiet fingers.’ Any time the stadium erupts with cheering, jeering or the occasional Texas cow-steering, Johnny immediately looks up at them and swlowly whispers: ‘shhhhhhhhhhhh’.

As one of the most popular pre-players to ever pre-play in the NFL, Johnny Football has pre-paraded and pre-partied in some of Cleveland’s finest public arenas, making him the most pre-proven rookie QB ever. Good boy, Johnny. 

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