Lil Rufio claims conspiracy, blames Stafford for pee stain on carpet

“He came home, drank 9 or 10 PBR’s, and then just peed on the carpet right in front of me,” claimed Lil Rufio, the pomsky belonging to Detriot Lion tight end Joseph Fauria. Lil Rufio has been blamed for causing an ankle injury to the former UCLA Bruin, but multiple eye-witnesses have confirmed quarterback Matt Stafford as the culprit, as well as a few others who claim Stafford has urinated on their front lawns as well.

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