Peyton and Julius Thomas bicker over pizza toppings, chemistry cools in win over Chiefs

“Japalenos AND grilled onions,” Peyton screamed at his stud tight end, Julius Thomas. Despite a tested win over Kansas City this weekend, the quarterback tight end combo has been in cahoots since the Bronco Saturday Night Sleepover, where Thomas apparently left out 2 essential ingredients when placing a pizza delivery call.  “Look, Julius is still a young guy, so I understand why he’s mainly focused on getting the sausage or the pepperoni.” Peyton then shoots Julius a glare across the interview table, “…but when you’ve been around as long as I have, you start to focus on the little things, like jalapenos and grilled onions…goddam grilled onions, Julius!”  Peyton took a deep breath and calmed himself as he looked straight into the camera with a smirk, “better ingredients, better pizza, Papa John’s.”

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