Peyton picked last by Mustangs, Susie named starting QB instead

“We’re trying to win,and frankly Susie gives us a better chance” said Tommy Perkins, team captain of the Mustangs. “Peyton has a great resume on paper, but when we watched him throwing the ball with Susie during warmups, we knew he couldn’t hang for the full 6 minute quarter against the Slimy Artichokes.” But as Tommy explained to Peyton, it’s a long season. If current quarterback Susie ‘Spanky’ Wilson gets injured, or drinks too much milk for lunch and gets a tummy-ache,  Peyton should expect a call.

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