Stafford chugs 4 PBR’s at halftime, Lions dominate Giants

After a boring first half in Monday night’s game, Lion’s quarterback Matt Stafford looked for inspiration in a rare place: the kitchen. Stafford tells us “PBR’s are like 4 bucks for a sixer, so I drink it like Gatorade. I snuck into the kitchen at halftime, where I actually saw Eli digging through our team’s freezer for…I dunno, actually…but he scampered away giggling when I saw him, and then I shotgunned a few PBR’s to jumpstart the second half.”

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