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Inmates already preparing ‘tight end’ jokes for Hernandez

Former New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez has been sentenced to life without the possibility of parole. Long gone are the good ole Boston days where he secured himself a $40 million contract. Instead, now, he’s locked up for life for murdering his bluntmaster.




“Covering up murder way easier than Pat’s playbook” scoffs Hernandez

He strutted into the courtroom dressed to the nines, and after blowing a kiss to his fiancee and flashing the double guns to his family members in the seats behind him, former New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez sat down with a smile on his face to watch his murder trial proceed.

His lawyer leaned in to ask him how he’s handling the difficulties of facing charges for gun possession and murder, the former tight end raised his eyebrows and said “Do you know how to scary Coach Billy is? Our playbook is over 200 pages long and they expect us to learn it all. Covering up this murder charge is nothing compared to film sessions with Tommy and Billy.”