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Mark Sanchez 2015 Goal: More Twitter followers than Interceptions

Professional backup and USC legend Mark Sanchez has announced his new goal for the upcoming season with the Philadephia Eagles. In a false statement released to the media last week, The Sanchize laid out the targeted metrics that will determine the success of his 6th year in the NFL: “If I can end this year with more Twitter followers than interceptions, pop that f*ckin champagne, baby!’

The Eagles are fully supportive of Mark’s efforts. “We’re really proud with how hard Mark tries. He may not be talented, or intelligent, or a good leader, but he tries really, really hard. Plus he’s kinda handsome.’