Tom Brady double dares Richard Sherman to touch his balls

They’re moist, they’re clean, and most importantly, they’re fully inflated. Tom Brady recently spoke of his balls at the latest Super Bowl press conference. He also issued a massive challenge – a double dare – to Seahawks defensive spokesman Richard Sherman. ‘C’mon Dick, grab em, squeeze em, fondle them with your Stanford diploma. My balls are primed and ready for you.’ Sherman declined to comment, citing that Tom’s balls are so suffocating he has been unable to trash talk for days.



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