Trent ‘Slippery Hands’ Richardson sticks KY Jelly sponsorship

Former college star running back Trent Richardson will soon split his professional allegiance between two entities: the Indianapolis Colts, where it’s his job to hold onto a football and run his brick-shithouse of a body through defenses, and KY Jelly, who has ‘shorted’ the running back’s talents and gambled that he will continue to fumble throughout the season. It is unknown who will pay him more at this time. In terms of fantasy, Trent will not score a touchdown this season. It’s more likely that one of the Colts offensive linemen will recover a fumble in the end zone.

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