Turner out with DUI charges; Jacquizz is the man in Atlanta

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According to false sources, Michael Turner and Jacquizz Rodgers were partying after the big win versus the Bronco’s Monday night. “They went shot for shot” says the bartender at Applebee’s.  The two drank $5,000 worth of liquor – $2,500 on apple martinis and $2,500 on 12 year old Macallan scotch.

“Turner loved the martinis I made”, says the Applebee’s employee. “Quizz loved scotch, and the two drank until Turner couldn’t handle it and decided to drive home.”

Turner has been a below-average performer so far this year, despite the Falcon’s putting up impressive offensive numbers.

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