Vikings suck, in negotiations with Brett Favre

Teddy got injured, Ponder blows, and with stud running back Adrian Peterson still out, the Vikings have nobody left to turn to. Until now. The NFL’s all-time winningest quarterback (if you don’t believe it, check out his own website: and Mississippi’s favorite two-timing flip-flopper Brett Favre is in discussions with the Vikings. Favre, who has no more money, just a trailer full of muddy wrangler jeans, is seeking a $20m dollar contract for 1 year. “Cuz I’m the best there ever was, ya hear?” Favre explained.

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