Willis, Borland, and now even Brett Favre claiming retirement

“It’s about time I hit the ole dusty trail” said Brett Favre, thumb in his jeans pocket, shirtless, 5 o’clock shadow in perfect condition. Favre joins the list of early retirees, including Titan quarterback Jake Locker and 49ers linebackers Patrick Willis and Chris Borland. All 3 agreed that potential brain damage and general injuries were too much of a concern.  Favre seemed to be the only one contemplating doubling back on his decision, but he also spent half the media session humming Kelly Clarkson songs and jamming on his imaginary guitar.

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